I am delighted that I now get to write about Mayhem, the black metal band, who I can pretty guarantee you will never, ever, ever, never, never, never play the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival.

Previous lineups for Mayhem Festival have been stacked, with bands like Behemoth, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, and Slipknot playing throughout the years. And, last year saw female artists like Poppy, ...